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Retirement Demotivational Poster

Tomorrow -

TAGS: trash retirement
Rating: 4.89/5

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NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:11 am
Reminds me of a song: "Send me to glory in a Glad-bag... Don't waste a fancy coffin on my bones. Just put me out on the curb next Tuesday... and let the sanitation-local ferry me home!"
GaryO - May 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Luv this. Reminds me of my buddy climbing a cell tower and throwing a dummy off. His accomplice below popping outta the grass and waving. Kansas farmers thought that was pretty funny...sorta.


Retirement -

TAGS: retirement career job
Rating: 2.67/5

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MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:46 am
What doese everyone want but nobody likes, getting exactly what you want, they wanted more conservative voices on the radio, now Rush and the crew have more competitors than listeners.
MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:44 am
It's the PODCASTS every other Conservative I know has one. I'm from Milwaukee we had Mark Belling as the voice of consrvatism now he's in a fight for his life
CloudchaserS - July 10, 2013, 11:15 am
"So your blood pressure is going to suffer if you keep watching these people. They’re designed to get you ticked off. They’re designed to make you question your sanity." Mr. Limbaugh to a caller on watching Fox News

HANG IN THERE - Retirement is only 30 years away!


TAGS: retirement plan american gothic
Rating: 3.43/5

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Cubbybear - February 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
What about the weekend at Bernie's?It's gone now


TAGS: aging retirement lonliness birthday sadness
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I'm in the same boat... :(
maoworks2 - January 5, 2013, 4:26 pm
That's What I Get Now Very Good 5 Forgotten L mao.

Retirement -

TAGS: retirement days three to fourteen
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 11:44 am
Hi ughomer, I tried to email you on here about one of your posters that I love but I couldn't get it to send to you... if you get a sec to send me one I can reply to it :)
chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 10:41 am
Thanks ughomer! :)
ughomer - September 2, 2013, 10:21 am
Marvelous, C-Little! 5 Lions.

MOTIFAKE RETIREMENT COMMUNITY - Now accepting applications.

TAGS: motifake retirement free continental brefess if you sit through a quick 90 min seminar
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
Great job MO, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 12:14 pm
MO - February 25, 2010, 12:13 pm
Thanks Phy and bovee. Couldn't rembember ever seeing it as a poster. But, yeah it's been around for a looong time.
Bovee - February 25, 2010, 11:52 am
going with fido here. love it 5L's
phydeaux - February 25, 2010, 11:44 am
MO, I've seen this pic a bazillion times...I think this is the best job with it.
MO - February 25, 2010, 11:03 am
Tag and comment? Really? Bleah.....
MO - February 25, 2010, 10:39 am
There will be waffles Grey. It's all included in the free continental breffess. You just have to sit through a short 90min presentation.....
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:07 am
Will there be WAFFLES??...and honey oil? 5L

RETIREMENT PLANNING - Knowing that, in the long run, Social Security won't be worth a crap!

TAGS: toddler retirement funny baby planning
Rating: 4.4/5

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maoworks2 - December 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
You Got That Right.

I no longer care for normality -

TAGS: retirement in under 300 days
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - June 26, 2014, 7:54 pm
sure - rub it in... I'm still dealing with needy kids
Reality Lord - June 26, 2014, 4:49 pm

"it is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
chickenlittle - June 26, 2014, 3:44 pm
love it, had to fav this one!


TAGS: old age retirement ailments chatting
Rating: 4.65/5

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rerun - May 5, 2011, 7:29 pm

there is always MAD.....
steph1 - May 5, 2011, 10:10 am
i am trying but he keeps sending me these not so SFW pics of himself and begging me to make posters with them - obviously i can not do that here
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 10:55 pm

steph you gotta stop picking on Rerun girl.



TAGS: retirement poverty destitute
Rating: 4.9/5

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flint - August 29, 2010, 3:08 pm
Excellent - 5L
ICEMAN - August 28, 2010, 10:51 pm
That's a fiver.
spacedog - August 28, 2010, 9:53 pm
Nice on RL. 5L

RETIREMENT - 65 years seems just right when you've been working for 57.

TAGS: child labor china retirement working
Rating: 4.56/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 2:08 am
Wow! I've never seen THAT flag lookin' so good! Whoever painted that must have loved it.

RETIREMENT - When Your Mom Retires From Her Job, The Streets Will Get Messy

Retirement: Week 16 -

Retirement -

TAGS: retirement day two
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 1, 2013, 9:52 pm
My parents are retired. They actually did this.

later -

TAGS: retirement works
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 1, 2014, 12:32 am

Retirement -

Retirement -

TAGS: retirement week5
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:47 am
Yep Little, I'd have to say GaryO's been away from his cabin too long...5L for sharing.


Write This Down -

TAGS: gary retirement
Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:42 pm
Mr. Gary, would offer a grand retirement speech but ya'd just fall asleep half way through...congratulations. Greeny, 5L'd it as usual!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 16, 2014, 11:26 am
With retirement comes outhouses? Sweet!
Oldsod - November 15, 2014, 9:27 pm
Suddenly, Greeny, I find meself looking forward to my frail dotage...5d and faved.
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:46 pm
Am stockpiling Geritol, m'self. In the fullness of time...
Greeny - November 15, 2014, 12:45 pm
ha - it's like I brought the only bottle of Metamucil to the party...
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 12:21 pm
That wrinkled socks line... absolute platinum. 5L +
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 12:10 pm
Ewww. Information overload...meeeeeeep meeeeeep meeeeeeeep. Quit - restart - continue
GaryO - November 15, 2014, 11:54 am
Yeah, there may be snow on the roof, but the basement is...is...well, crap...the basement is flooded, BRB
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 10:26 am
Gary0, hang that c.r.a.p.o.l.a up at the door. You, kind sir, are immortal. You have bludgeoned your way into many hearts.
GaryO - November 15, 2014, 10:03 am
Oh man. Fav’d, printed, hanging at the office, the den, the cabin...for...ever (which may or may not be all that long...)
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 9:39 am
nice one